Ethan Ryan

Fiction, plus some Nonfiction

Pseudonyms, Authenticity, and Internet Identity
HTMLGIANT

Little Known Facts About Fictional Doctors
Feathertale

What Happens When You Die
Thought Catalog

Sleepwalking Is Crazy
Thought Catalog

Losing Weather
HOUSEFIRE

Sorry! (as Lacey Martinez)
Specter

God, Devil, Google
We Who Are About To Die

Men in Strip Clubs
Annalemma

My Face on the Internet
Thought Catalog

Zombie Killer (as Lacey Martinez)
Word Riot

Halloween
Titular

Sex Robots and the Future of Fucking
Thought Catalog

Why Clowns Are Scary
Thought Catalog

Driving Around (as Lacey Martinez)
PITBULL

Never Say Etcetera (as Lacey Martinez)
Wigleaf

Dear Wigleaf (as Lacey Martinez)
Wigleaf

Lacey Martinez is on Facebook
(as Lacey Martinez)
Used Furniture Review

Birth Defect (as Lacey Martinez)
PANK

Robot Dinosaur Magazine Submission Guidelines
Feathertale

Clinical Lycanthropy
Metazen

Frozen (as Lacey Martinez)
Word Riot

What Big Teeth
Sex and Murder Magazine

Switcheroo
Monkeybicycle

Mr. Artichoke Eats Monday
(A Bookmark Contest Finalist)
Opium Magazine

Neurotica
Opium Magazine

The 5 Most Ineffective Anti-Drug PSAs of All Time
Cracked

8 Important Lessons Learned from '80s Cartoons
Cracked

An Art-History Professor Explains to His
4-Year-Old Daughter Why the Fair Market Value of Her Picture is Actually Far Less Than That of a Thousand Words
McSweeney's

Interviews

Interview with J. Bradley
(as Lacey Martinez)
PANK