Ethan Ryan

An Art History Professor Explains to His 4-Year-Old Daughter Why the Fair Market Value of Her Picture Is Actually Far Less Than That of a Thousand Words
Razed (republished)

Date Night at the UN
The Brooklyner

You Want Me
No Time To Say It

Jack
[self-published]

Pseudonyms, Authenticity, and Internet Identity
HTMLGIANT

Losing Weather
HOUSEFIRE

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Specter

Men in Strip Clubs
Annalemma

Zombie Killer
Word Riot

Halloween
Titular

Driving Around
Pitbull Magazine

Never Say Etcetera
Wigleaf

Dear Wigleaf
Wigleaf

Birth Defect
PANK

Clinical Lycanthropy
Metazen

Frozen
Word Riot

What Big Teeth
Sex and Murder Magazine

Switcheroo
Monkeybicycle

Mr. Artichoke Eats Monday
(A Bookmark Contest Finalist)
Opium Magazine

Neurotica
Opium Magazine

An Art History Professor Explains to His 4-Year-Old Daughter Why the Fair Market Value of Her Picture Is Actually Far Less Than That of a Thousand Words
McSweeney’s